pre-cny TPE situation

day is 24jan, before cny...
expected to meet edith to do online quiz, however, shits happen, car broke down @ TPE, punctured tyre, wad can i say...?

happily driving out to TPE, and my tyre happily punctured. refusing to believe and trying hard to convince myself it was some other car which puncture theirs, i drove for another few miles until i realised i'm like racer, driving at 120-150km/h but as i look beside me, im driving @ the speed as the ahpek man on his scooter. its the ahpek man an ex-racer, or my car is being humble?

stopped below a bridge at TPE, surprisingly, there's a lorry with a man inside. happily thinking he may offer some help to change my tyre. tried ways to attract his attention, but this stupid bugger act blur and go to sleep. for that very moment, i tot of bleaching him white and clamp his asshole with my carjack. in such situation, sometimes i just hope i look like fiona xie, or maybe just her body... or maybe just her boobs or maybe tammy. that way, such tiko pek will give a shit to me.

set up my hazard signboard 15m from my car b4 start changing my tyre... "PO PO PO", sound of cracking plastic questions me while i was changing the tyre. wow, some asshole driver hit my signboard,i tot "dis mofo is either fcuking blind or masturbating as he drives". furthermore, that mofo dont even bother to stop and take a 2nd look! "if i see him again, i will literally make him swallow the entire hazard signboard and make him shit it out on the spot. and if he don shit out a perfect one, i'd make him repeat the same process until he shit out a perfect one for me!"

looking back at the man whose snoring happily on the parked lorry, i tot myself... "if his lorry ever breaks down, i'll setup tents and campfire ard him and istart a bonfire there." took me an hour changing tyre @ the unforgiving expressway TPE... alone... for a moment of my life, i felt like i was tapping rubble in Sahara Desert with Scorpion King & his ka kias running around me.

WOW... wad can i say bout local drivers? so helpful and dedicated to piss you off.
happie cny and may the force be with you.

ps. i need more income.