once again we are back on our topic. foreign invasion. wow sounds like some alien shit invading our country? oh.. if that is so, i think its quite true.

at and atbs ( i wonder if u know wad it is)- its v commonly used in sg context. as u can see, we singaporeans are very nice such that we dont scold them infront of them. i meant unless they are prostitutes lar.. yet we like to backstab them, calling them at and atb.

Okay.. for those who really have no idea what the shit im talking about. dont worry. for singaporean chinese, it refers to our ancestors homeland's immigrant. somehow the time is correct for them to escape to sg. just like how our ancestors immigrated here. but unfortunately, many of our ancestors died on the way here, struggled hard. nowadays, they come here in herds. u know what the hell is herd rite? yeah. the influx of aT!

the thing is... we singaporeans used to have ah bengs and ah lians.. but now all our ah bengs and ah lians are losing out to AH.....tiong.. thats rite, at refers to AH TIONG.

im sure by now u know what the shit im talking about. yeah. im talking about them => shit.

alrite. the thing is , we singaporeans generally can live in harmony with different kind of people with different kind of race and religion. i think.
oh well, even if we cant tolerate others. we , KIA SI, will just keep quiet and only complain to our friends. but i think when it comes to AT AND ATBS, many of ours are beginning to wonder if our ancestors are really like that.

i was at NUS studying and this incident really shocked me. Ah tiong and ATB have really good voices. i mean... LOUD voices. POWER.
even better than our singaporean ah bengs. thumbs up.
Okay. so NUS library got this very interestin room meant for chatting. so its called chat room. DUH.

i saw a girl when in that day and guess what.
"HELLO, DUI AH.. EYYYY! HAHA HAH HA , HAO AH HAO AH.. DUI AH.. etc etc"

the fact that i can hear all these mean that the chatting room does not serve its function. BUT THEN AGAIN, i cant hear a shit from singaporeans that went inside.
so.. i conclude that singaporeans are losing our voices ( drowning) in the sea of ahtiongs. ladies and gentlemen of singapore, BRACE OURSELVES!

this is my country... this is my flag!

united we stand, in our fight.
okay enough being said about the VOICES. im sure many people had many similar incidents to share, be it on the buses , mrts and on the streets. lol. i basically list out almost every other possibility of encountering them. haha.

alrite, thats their voices. there is still saliva and all those disgusting stuff. im sure i do not want people to know tt those were my ancestors. haha. oh well!

guess wad. im going to practice my voice. not going to lose out!!!

LA LA LA LAAAAAAA!

pre-cny TPE situation

day is 24jan, before cny...
expected to meet edith to do online quiz, however, shits happen, car broke down @ TPE, punctured tyre, wad can i say...?

happily driving out to TPE, and my tyre happily punctured. refusing to believe and trying hard to convince myself it was some other car which puncture theirs, i drove for another few miles until i realised i'm like racer, driving at 120-150km/h but as i look beside me, im driving @ the speed as the ahpek man on his scooter. its the ahpek man an ex-racer, or my car is being humble?

stopped below a bridge at TPE, surprisingly, there's a lorry with a man inside. happily thinking he may offer some help to change my tyre. tried ways to attract his attention, but this stupid bugger act blur and go to sleep. for that very moment, i tot of bleaching him white and clamp his asshole with my carjack. in such situation, sometimes i just hope i look like fiona xie, or maybe just her body... or maybe just her boobs or maybe tammy. that way, such tiko pek will give a shit to me.

set up my hazard signboard 15m from my car b4 start changing my tyre... "PO PO PO", sound of cracking plastic questions me while i was changing the tyre. wow, some asshole driver hit my signboard,i tot "dis mofo is either fcuking blind or masturbating as he drives". furthermore, that mofo dont even bother to stop and take a 2nd look! "if i see him again, i will literally make him swallow the entire hazard signboard and make him shit it out on the spot. and if he don shit out a perfect one, i'd make him repeat the same process until he shit out a perfect one for me!"

looking back at the man whose snoring happily on the parked lorry, i tot myself... "if his lorry ever breaks down, i'll setup tents and campfire ard him and istart a bonfire there." took me an hour changing tyre @ the unforgiving expressway TPE... alone... for a moment of my life, i felt like i was tapping rubble in Sahara Desert with Scorpion King & his ka kias running around me.

WOW... wad can i say bout local drivers? so helpful and dedicated to piss you off.
happie cny and may the force be with you.

ps. i need more income.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to one and all!

This year's new year came too fast. too fast to feel the festive mood. How i wished it was like the past when everybody hope that new year would come faster and we could gamble our nights away or even enjoy the performance by the lion dance. Those endless noisy nights with the sounds of mahjong and children's shouting. The endless flow of pineapple tarts, love letters and ba kua. The only time we can have freeflow of cold drinks and lastly, spend a huge fortune on seeing a dr after the season ends. That is a fruitful new year, esp with a overflowing amount of ang bao.

There goes the old and here comes the NEW! may there be world peace.

beheaded

Read on the newspaper that a China dude from Virgina tech beheaded another China chick in the school. The world is going bonkers. The stress that is "bestowed" upon people, especially students is driving them crazy. Both highly educated students could have resolved their problems through the most diplomatic ways yet the dude choose to kill the chick. I wonder isit just a moment of folly or the over exposure to violence in this world? Some may say that America is not really safe as it is legal to own guns. But yet, those people who went totally out of their mind the shoot endlessly at innocent people are Asians. Is their tolerance level lower than others? In the very same school where the korean dude killed 32 people then kill himself, now we have a Phd student killing a Masters student. Is there a possibility that when one person gets TOO smart, the person will cease to exist?

There must be a reason for everything in this world, although i do not believe in god, i do believe in the presence of a higher power. I believe that this higher power plans everything for a reason. every disaster, every murder, every accident. some people are just meant to die earlier than others. But i really wonder why all these recent deaths are mostly from the country that makes almost all our products? Isit because that it is over populated? Or have they sinned too much that deaths are needed to redeem the sins their people did? I believe in Karma, those who did bad things to others will definitely get their returns. what goes around comes aound.

Sometimes i wished that they could be less money hungry, less babaric, less humiliating, less destructive and less dirty. maybe most of us will like them better.

smart people die faster

According to a research with the "lian he zao bao", i have concluded that smart people die faster. My data collected from the the past 7 copy of the "LHZB" i realised that smart people, in the sense that they get fantastic grades for either o'lvl, a lvl or are part of a scholarship programme die at a young age. Indeed, since the past, smart people like newton, Einstein and Beethoven die at a young age, we may argue that there were less technology and medicine wasnt as advanced. therefore even a small fever or flu could kill them. however, why do the young students in this generation die then? some commited sucide as they are lost in a love triangle, (referring to the boy who jumped down the building for a C***A (AT) girl because she choose to be with his best friend.) an another 14 year old boy who died of a sudden death while climbing the mountains. both boys are extermely smart and definitely have a huge and bright future ahead of them.

I believe there is a reason for everything in life. so, i have this weird mentality that these people die because the world needs less smart people and need more dumb people. smart people always outdo those so called not so smart aka stupid people. they end up claiming all the stupid people's efforts claiming that it is theirs. smarties also are more lazy becos they are smart already! they have everything equipped in them, all the skills in them like windows vista 10th generation, way more advanced than anybody. and next, they think highly of themselves. i believe this world doesnt need people who doesnt work for what they want, this world needs hardworking people, people who are willing to work hard for what they want, those who genuinely want something in their life and want to change for the better. they may not be intellectually inclined, but they have the desire and strive to work hard. of course i am not saying that all smart people should die, but they can leave after doing what they are supposed to do, like invent something great or wadsoeva, oh just kidding, we definitely do need smarties so then we can tell who are the stupidies. so the stupidies can work harder in order to catch up to the smarties. and smarties who are humble and help others should live a long age too. they are beneficial to the society

I hope those smarties stop dying as its really kinda a bad time to die now. THEY HAVEN EVEN GET THEIR ANGBAO!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR in advanced!!

Chinatown or gay town?

I m not really biased against gay people. I really find them nice actually. I had this friend who is a gay and we worked together for an event and he actually is the only person who paid me on time. so i believe they are really nice people. most people cannot accept them as they portray this unmanly behaviour that make people want to kill them like what karl always says" if let me see ah i sure whack them one". So, i went to Chinatown to get a feel of the festive mood and at the same time get some new year goodies. my parents and I went to a stall selling desert and finally found a seat after waiting for 15mins but due to the endless flow of people, we have to share seats with others. There came two guys, they aren't really wearing anything special, just one of them have like really juicy lips i dunno why, and i really do admire them, guys nowadays have really bad skin, yet gays they all have this succulent clean fair pimple blackheads free skin just like any other girl. So, they sat down beside us and ordered their desert, they talked like two love birds, and just when they are about to go, i believe they were discussing where to go, and there were some disagreements,( i swear i wasn't eavesdropping) the "bottom" guy aka the less dominant one shook his shoulders and gave his "boyfriend" a pout. I swear my mango ice almost flew out of my nose. Finally they left and saved me from my disgust. its like, if you hold hands, its OK, if u just give each another hugs and talk like guys i m perfectly fine, but the action of a man pouting his lips to another is just simply.. too much to handle. They left, leaving me and my parents with our mango ice, just went i wanted to share my lil experience with them, thank goodness, another pair came and sat their fat asses right beside mine. WOHO!! two in a row! how exciting. but this pair is much more muscular ( with short nakata hair, ear rings, white belt, 3/4 pants, big bag-like those carrying out from the California fitness kinda) so, this two muscle man (actually quite decent and handsome for a GUY) started their weird topic in chinese, but too bad i finish eating and left. oh ya, just to mention, the couple sitting behind our table was lesbian.

We left the desert stall wondering why so many gays in chinatown as I don really see gays in town compared to here, we continued our search for more new year goodies. then my radar detected. "one pair, two pair, three pair, ok another one. ok this one holding hands. ok this bunch super gay" its the MOST NUMBER OF GAY couples i have seen in my entire life.

is this the trend? or am i being too traditional here. Do guys like men now? or are girls no longer attractive? i have to admit that singapore girls really love to play hard to get, they constantly give you the look " WTF are u looking at? my pretty face and my assets are not for ur eyes" while they are actually thinking "hey that guy is looking at me, does he like my hair? my face? my body? ok nono i must play hard to get, don wanna lower my value" i am a girl, i know that, cos i do that too(before i had daniel of course-he reads this). some other girls, just have the CFM face that you guys don like cos they are too slutty. some like tann some like mysterious, some like hot bod(most like hot bod) nice legs blah blah blah. i tink the number of guys having hot bod is more than girls. is that the reason why guys like guys now? we are not HOT enough for u? while something hanging below is hot? oh wells, i believe some guys like that kinda thing. So, while my parents and I were waiting for the bus, we saw the muffin man. the one who sold muffin at my hse's mkt. my mum was like telling me he owns the shop and baked the muffins himself. then i looked at him, flawless skin, 3/4 pants, shirt. then i asked my mum " how old is he? got married anot" my mum replied" dunno leh nv see got woman, he hire 2 ah bengs to help him mend the stall" OK. now the MUFFIN MAN IS POTENTIALLY GAY.

Whats with the sudden influx of gay? isit becos economic crisis? guys can no longer afford girls just because we spend too much money? and guys spend lesser? Please enlighten me.

ANW i welcome comments!!

Free writings JUST FOR LAUGHS

Below are some of my personal favourite review of certain articles i read on the strait times

Now I believe one of the top wanted people in Singapore has changed to our ever famous Mr Jerry Ee. I wonder, should I call him smart or just simply stupid. He is so smart that he actually cleaned out $7.9million in timepieces and cash and took off! Just like that, no alarm, no signs of break in, no one saw him did the crime. He is a genius (for now before he gets caught). He is able to speak Thai which I believe is a HUGE advantage as he can simply smuggle himself into Thailand and be a super duper rich man there where is can do whatever he wants, get his identity changed, get his face changed, be a woman whatever he can do with himself, he can do it in Thailand in THAI DOLLARS. That is luxury! While a applaud him to be extremely smart, he is stupid in a certain sense as if he does not get into Thailand in time, he will basically be stuck in Singapore with that $7.9 million. I doubt he can spend that as it would definitely arouse suspicion causing him to lose his freedom. He cannot meet his family or children. If I was in his situation, I would rather pray that I win a 1 million lottery than become a burglar that will cause me to lose everything. Regardless, I hope he manage to escape to Thailand so that Singapore can thoroughly go through its security system that once again, another wanted man has escaped. Singaporeans are taking our loop less security system for granted. It’s time we keep our eyes open and safeguard our properties at all times.


Some people abuse their maid, let their maid clean their windows and fall to their death, now they let their maid die in a drain. Could this case be a suicide? Or not? If I were to die, I will never allow myself to die in a drain. It is neither clean nor an oblivious place to end my life. What I am interested in is not how to maid died, but why did she die. Is it another case of maid abuse? Or perhaps she was killed by her Bangladesh boyfriend who does not want to break up with her, or perhaps something bad has happened back in Indonesia where her family lives? Maids, or I would prefer to call them housekeepers, travelled miles to come take care of our family while we give them a hard time paying them so little. I really do appreciate their help, although we are paying for their service, but they are really helping us, if they are unwilling to come over, we are still unable to move them even if we are willing to pay them a few thousand a month. We should learn to accept them not only into our houses but also in our hearts. We should talk to them like how to would talk to our friends and family. By treating her well, she will definitely treat us well too. Poor maid who died in the drain must have no one to talk to, causing her to turn to the arms of death. Maid agencies should educate them that no matter what happens, they are able to turn to the agencies that will protect their rights. My grandparents had a maid and we really had trouble communicating with her. She was only 19 when she worked with us and cried all night long because she had problems understanding us. We called the agency hoping that we could get another maid or perhaps get the agency to talk to the maid and tell her that we mean no harm. And yet, when our maid called the agency, the agency screamed into the phone, basically yelling into her ears how incompetent she was. I believe stricter rules and regulations should be set to save the maids.


Pretty girls are more likely to cheat. I have to agree to a large extent (this sounds like I am writing a social studies’ essay). Pretty woman attract attention. With attention they are more prone to dress well, portray themselves better, speak in a nicer tone and thus they have higher confidence. Not saying that all pretty girls are like that but that is for MOST. Pretty woman think that they have what it takes for men to fight for them, they are not satisfied by being together with just one man (unless the guy is Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise or even Donald trump). Hear of the theory the grass is always greener on the other side? This theory works for almost all cases. Pretty girls just feel that men out there who treat them well are better than what they have. They have to desire to not only be the centre of attention of their own man, but also other men. This is just to boost their self-esteem and confidence. They need and want love from all over the place. Or are they too lonely? However, in some cases, ugly women cheat as well. Men think that ugly people do not cheat because they are ugly. Ugly women have the ability to cheat because they desire the attention from guys a million times more than those pretty girls. They are able to portray this unattainable perfection in their character that pretty girls do not have. They can be so sweet and caring towards a guy that moves their tiny little heart. Never underestimate women. Even though pretty girls have a higher rate of cheating due to their more appealing appearance and hormones, ugly girls do cheat, and when they do, guys are devastated as they would rather have a pretty girlfriend who cheats than an ugly one. It’s hurting to their ego.