Chinatown or gay town?

I m not really biased against gay people. I really find them nice actually. I had this friend who is a gay and we worked together for an event and he actually is the only person who paid me on time. so i believe they are really nice people. most people cannot accept them as they portray this unmanly behaviour that make people want to kill them like what karl always says" if let me see ah i sure whack them one". So, i went to Chinatown to get a feel of the festive mood and at the same time get some new year goodies. my parents and I went to a stall selling desert and finally found a seat after waiting for 15mins but due to the endless flow of people, we have to share seats with others. There came two guys, they aren't really wearing anything special, just one of them have like really juicy lips i dunno why, and i really do admire them, guys nowadays have really bad skin, yet gays they all have this succulent clean fair pimple blackheads free skin just like any other girl. So, they sat down beside us and ordered their desert, they talked like two love birds, and just when they are about to go, i believe they were discussing where to go, and there were some disagreements,( i swear i wasn't eavesdropping) the "bottom" guy aka the less dominant one shook his shoulders and gave his "boyfriend" a pout. I swear my mango ice almost flew out of my nose. Finally they left and saved me from my disgust. its like, if you hold hands, its OK, if u just give each another hugs and talk like guys i m perfectly fine, but the action of a man pouting his lips to another is just simply.. too much to handle. They left, leaving me and my parents with our mango ice, just went i wanted to share my lil experience with them, thank goodness, another pair came and sat their fat asses right beside mine. WOHO!! two in a row! how exciting. but this pair is much more muscular ( with short nakata hair, ear rings, white belt, 3/4 pants, big bag-like those carrying out from the California fitness kinda) so, this two muscle man (actually quite decent and handsome for a GUY) started their weird topic in chinese, but too bad i finish eating and left. oh ya, just to mention, the couple sitting behind our table was lesbian.

We left the desert stall wondering why so many gays in chinatown as I don really see gays in town compared to here, we continued our search for more new year goodies. then my radar detected. "one pair, two pair, three pair, ok another one. ok this one holding hands. ok this bunch super gay" its the MOST NUMBER OF GAY couples i have seen in my entire life.

is this the trend? or am i being too traditional here. Do guys like men now? or are girls no longer attractive? i have to admit that singapore girls really love to play hard to get, they constantly give you the look " WTF are u looking at? my pretty face and my assets are not for ur eyes" while they are actually thinking "hey that guy is looking at me, does he like my hair? my face? my body? ok nono i must play hard to get, don wanna lower my value" i am a girl, i know that, cos i do that too(before i had daniel of course-he reads this). some other girls, just have the CFM face that you guys don like cos they are too slutty. some like tann some like mysterious, some like hot bod(most like hot bod) nice legs blah blah blah. i tink the number of guys having hot bod is more than girls. is that the reason why guys like guys now? we are not HOT enough for u? while something hanging below is hot? oh wells, i believe some guys like that kinda thing. So, while my parents and I were waiting for the bus, we saw the muffin man. the one who sold muffin at my hse's mkt. my mum was like telling me he owns the shop and baked the muffins himself. then i looked at him, flawless skin, 3/4 pants, shirt. then i asked my mum " how old is he? got married anot" my mum replied" dunno leh nv see got woman, he hire 2 ah bengs to help him mend the stall" OK. now the MUFFIN MAN IS POTENTIALLY GAY.

Whats with the sudden influx of gay? isit becos economic crisis? guys can no longer afford girls just because we spend too much money? and guys spend lesser? Please enlighten me.

ANW i welcome comments!!